Ruby Speechley

A pleasure to welcome Ruby Speechley to the Cocktail Lounge. Before becoming a full-time writer Ruby’s career spanned HM Land Registry PR and marketing then journalism. She has had two psychological thrillers published by Hera Books: Someone Else’s Baby (July 2019) and Every Little Secret (April 2020).

Ruby how lovely to see you in my virtual cocktail lounge. What can I get you at the bar?

R: A glass of Prosecco please!

I’ll join you. So where did we first meet in real life?

R: I think I first met you at a Vanguard evening in Peckham, although I’m sure we knew each other before that on Twitter.

We did and it was so lovely to meet you IRL. I was delighted when you came over to me and were so friendly. What were your first impressions?

R: You gave me such a warm welcome when we first met, as though we’d known each other for years!

So we must have a few points in common.

R: We both enjoy crime fiction and know lots of other writers: Angela Clarke,  Amanda Saint (Retreat West) and Richard Skinner (Faber Academy), to name a few.

I’ve read and enjoyed Someone Else’s Baby so tell me about your latest book?

R: My second psychological thriller, Every Little Secret came out on 23 April this year. Maddy and Max Saunders are devastated by the death of their five-year-old daughter, Chloe. Maddy is trying to keep the family together for the sake of their other daughter, Emily but then Max goes missing and the fallout following his apparent suicide reveals he had told her lie after lie. His web of betrayal forces her to examine their life together to uncover the truth of his secret life…

Sounds right up my street. What are you working on now?

R: I’m working on the edits for my third as yet untitled novel with Hera Books, which is due out this November. Book four is planned out and I have a solid idea for book five.

You’re being amazingly productive. What would be your dream panel (at any event) – subject, fellow panelists or a Q&A with someone you have met or would love to meet?

R: I’d liked to be at one of those old informal late-night TV chat shows with guests drinking and smoking and not being at all guarded about what they say. Daphne du Maurier, Patricia Highsmith and Agatha Christie discussing their writing craft would be interesting clash of the titans.

That would be an amazing array of writers. What are you most looking forward to when lockdown is finally lifted?

R: Spending more time with my new grandson! He was born a month ago and I’ve only seen him once. I’ve not seen my parents for six months either due to them shielding (even before lockdown) so I would love to see them too.

Is there anything lockdown has made you think about/want to do?

R: Family, friends and my health have always been important to me and lockdown has emphasised this. It has also proved to me the importance of creativity in all its forms, writing, reading, cooking, films, TV dramas, art and music.

I’d agree with all that Ruby. Thank you so much for joining me and I’m looking forward to seeing you when we can. In the meantime, may I refresh your drink?

You can find out more about Ruby Speechley and her books here and follow her on Twitter @rubyspeechley

Bernie Steadman

I’ve missed seeing Bernie Steadman at our usual get-together at CrimeFest this year so am delighted to welcome her here. Bernie is the author of The West Country Crime Mysteries (Bloodhound Books), a trilogy set in the city of Exeter and the surrounding Devon towns, coast and countryside.

Hi how lovely to see you in my virtual cocktail lounge. What can I get you at the bar?

B: It’s very nice to be invited, thank you. I’ll have a dry gin with Fevertree tonic, much ice and a slice of lime. Under no circumstance must there be vegetables in my gin. Shall I bring two?

One of my own favourites so yes please! Where did we first meet in real life?

B: We met at Bristol CrimeFest, several years ago. Actually, we met in the bar at CrimeFest I seem to remember.

Always a good place to meet! First impressions?

B:I thought you were warm and welcoming, as I knew very few people, but you gave me your time, which was kind. Now, you’re a mate. You took me along to dinner one evening, and now we have a regular “girls’ night out” on the Friday of CrimeFest where seven or eight of us go for something to eat and a good old natter.

A highlight of the weekend. Points in common?

B: We both started writing a little later than some of our contemporaries, but have refused to be judged by that paltry detail! We both lean to the left of politics, love animals, and our families, and are determined to do what we want to do, when and how we want do it.

Sounds about right. Tell me about your latest book?

B: My last published book was Death on the Coast (Bloodhound Books), the last of a trilogy of police procedural crime books set in and around the Devon coast and Exeter. It deals with issues of revenge and betrayal, and rounded off the series, at least for now!

What are you working on now?

B: My next book, The Man She Couldn’t Trust is a standalone thriller set in Crete. It was a book shouting to be written, and the research was fun, too. No cover to reveal as yet, until edits are completed, but there will be more to follow over the summer, which is exciting! It will be published by Bloodhound Books in November 2020

B: Following that I have started a slightly “cosier” crime series which will be set in Lyme Regis, near where I live, and feature two women who run an art gallery and uncover fraud and other poor behaviour amongst the local populace. Lyme is a beautiful place, and will be almost a character in the books.

I shall look forward to that, as Lyme is one of my favourite places. We’ve missed book events under lockdown so what would be your dream panel (at any event) – subject, fellow panelists or a Q&A with someone you have met or would love to meet?

B: My dream panel would be at CrimeFest, with Kevin Wignall as moderator. He’s hilarious, and I like to have a laugh to conquer the old nerves. It would be around a sense of place in novels. Kate Atkinson with her “Jackson Brodie” hat on, mainly so I can bow a lot, Stuart McBride because his Scottish characters leap off the page and beat you round the head, Jane Harper because the sense of place in “The Dry” was handled superbly, and finally, Peter May, because I have read everything he has written and you cannot beat the Lewis Trilogy for bringing the Scottish Islands to life. I’d just sit there, that would be enough.

Sounds a perfect panel. What are you most looking forward to when lockdown is finally lifted?

B: Well, I had to miss a holiday to Crete, so that could come back. It will be wonderful to see and cuddle my family again. I’ve missed them.

One thing lockdown has made you think about/want to do?

B: Write a Will. Also, to do the things I really want to do, because we genuinely have no idea what’s coming next. Don’t put stuff off, do it!

B: Well that was thirsty work. Thank you so much for inviting me to the Cocktail Lounge, mine’s a large one!

A pleasure to see you here, Bernie – cheers!

You can follow Bernie on Twitter @BernieSteadman and find out more about her and her books here

Ian Patrick

Today I’m delighted to welcome Ian Patrick who, before becoming an author, spent 27 years in the Metropolitan Police. Rubicon, his debut novel currently in development with the BBC for a six part TV series, was followed by Stoned Love and he has  just published How the Wired Weep. Ian is also an ambassador for Muscular Dystrophy Scotland where he lives dividing his time between family, writing, reading and photography. 

Hi Ian how lovely to see you in my virtual cocktail lounge. What can I get you at the bar?

I: I’m so happy to be here, thank you. I don’t drink alcohol so I’ll have a mocktail please.

So where did we first meet in real life?

I: I believe it was at a book launch in London for Louise Voss and Mark Edwards. Jane Isaac brought me her guest and it was a great evening with a room full of writers. Many I then followed on Twitter. The energy in the room was addictive. It reinforced my belief that I was on the right path with my own writing.

Well, I’ll have to dispute that, Ian. We first met at BeaconLit when Jane was one of the panelists. However what were your first impressions?

I: You were very approachable, kind, and enthusiastic about my writing. I’d just started out and you agreed to read a draft of a novel that I’d written. I think it’s important to mention how that feedback went! Needless to say it was a bitter pill to swallow but as a result of your honesty, I wrote Rubicon. Criticism is hard to take but if you can’t take it and adapt then you will never know your best self. It was a valuable lesson and one I will never forget.

I must admit when I read Rubicon, I was amazed at how much your writing had improved and if my criticism helped in some small way to achieve that, I’m delighted! Points in common?

I: I know there’s a theory about six degrees of separation and this was evident when it transpired you are friends with family on my wife’s side. You also have an excellent series set in the 90s, when I was policing, so that was an enjoyable thing for me to help with advice for the first in the series.

Not just the first book, Ian and I really appreciate how quickly you respond to a query.Tell me about your latest book.

I: How the Wired Weep follows the paths of a detective called Ed and a Covert Human Intelligence Source (informant) called Ben. This book is very much a baby of mine. It’s taken two years for me to get it right and I’m very pleased with the result. It’s a fast paced dose of urban contemporary fiction. If your readers enjoyed the TV series The Wire or have read Richard Price’s Clockers, then they will enjoy How the Wired Weep. I like to get into the minds of both the detectives and the criminal when I write, as each brings a different perspective to the table.

I’m looking forward to reading this, Ian. What are you working on now?

I: At the moment I’m spinning plates! I have two novels in development both based in Scotland. One is very much a personal based drama story and the other more speculative fiction along the lines of The Hunger Games. I’m also developing a script for a short film.

A busy time. We’re all missing book events, so what would be your dream panel (at any event) – subject, fellow panelists or a Q&A with someone you have met or would love to meet?

I: I was very close to a dream panel at Newcastle Noir this year but sadly it was cancelled. To get an invite to appear at any festival is a privilege and I was very disappointed to miss this opportunity. As a wheelchair-user, festivals that promote inclusivity are very important to me. Newcastle Noir and Bloody Scotland are two inclusive festivals. I was at Bloody Scotland in 2018 on the main stage with Val McDermid and Denis Mina. Reading from Rubicon and the memory of that event, in front of 800 people, will always stay with me.

I: I would love to be on a Q&A panel with Margaret Attwood and Chuck Palahniuk chaired by Joe Rogan. It would be great to just sit and explore the craft of writing with these people and hear their take on the world. 

That’s a panel to aspire to! What are you most looking forward to when lockdown is finally lifted?

I: This is a very interesting question because for me not a lot will change. I’ve been shielding for the entire time. I’m also listening to the science more than the government. I’m fortunate because we live in a very remote area of Scotland so live a pretty isolated lifestyle anyway but when tourism opens up again it will be interesting for me to see how things are and whether the R rate goes up.  

One thing lockdown has made you think about/want to do?

I: I’m a thinker; always have been. I like to be introspective and this period has been both a cathartic and challenging time. I have an incurable muscle condition but if you met me you’d never think I was vulnerable. I don’t consider myself so but nevertheless it wouldn’t do me any good to be laid up in bed as my muscle wouldn’t repair in the same way as most people’s.

I: It’s made me more aware of how precious life is and that we don’t have long to live a life of value. I write so people like myself who have times of struggle get a break from reality and can enter another world. I want to write more and support people in this way. Life really is what we make it and it’s very easy to lament what we don’t have rather than embrace and develop where we can and add value to others’ lives. 

I: Thank you so much for having me here and for all your support over the years. It’s very much appreciated. Ian x

Fabulous to catch up and good luck with all your projects, Ian.

You can find out more about Ian’s books here and follow him on Twitter @ipatrickauthor

Beverley Harvey

My guest today is Beverley Harvey who, like me, grew up on Enid Blyton.  Her career has spanned working as a receptionist, a PA, a PR, a media consultant, a copywriter and a dog walker – all roles which helped inspire her first two novels, Seeking Eden (2017) and Eden Interrupted (2019) published by Urbane Publications. Born in Yorkshire, but raised in Kent, Beverley has spent her adult life in London and the South East – until recently, when she and her partner moved to Chichester.

Hi Bev how lovely to see you in my virtual cocktail lounge. What can I get you at the bar?

B: Thank you, Anne. That’s very kind. I often love a vodka martini but as the weather’s so glorious I’ll take a chilled Sauvignon Blanc Blush, please. Will you join me?

I certainly will. So where did we first meet in real life?

B: At an Urbane drinks party in November 2016 at the Phoenix Arts Club, and happily a couple of times since then. I met so many wonderful Urbane authors that night and was completely awestruck to be surrounded by such talent.

That was a wonderful party. First impressions?

B: Big cheeky smile, deep, musical voice and lots of quite naughty laughter.  I thought: there’s a girl who knows how to enjoy herself! You were very welcoming to a then unpublished author. You and several others were so kind to me that night and it meant a great deal.

Naughty laughter? I wonder if that was a point in common?

B: There are others. In addition to both being published by Urbane and our mutual love of books, two words: South London! Before I “moved out” in 2007, I’d lived there most of my adult life. We also share a love of animals and have both been scarred by losing dogs we adored.

Yes we have but you have an adorable terrier now. I haven’t taken the plunge to adopt another canine friend. Unlike you I haven’t included a dog as a character in my books. How’s life on the book front in these strange times?

B: I’ve just celebrated the first birthday of Eden Interrupted, my second in a series that takes a wry look at family life on a prosperous, modern housing estate.

B: Plus I recently signed a two-book contract with Bookouture so I’m currently working across two psychological thrillers – editing one, whilst writing the other from scratch. It is a new experience for me, but I’m getting there. The first of these will publish in November 2020.

Congratulations. Looking forward to when we can enjoy festivals again, what would be your dream panel (at any event) – subject, fellow panelists or a Q&A with someone you have met or would love to meet?

B: I would love to be in a room with Louise Beech, Louise Candlish, Cara Hunter and Gillian Flynn to talk thrillers and the art of suspense and scaring people. I adore these authors and could learn so much from them. 

Fabulous choice. And what are you most looking forward to when lockdown is finally lifted?

B: Ah, that’s a no-brainer, Anne. Hugging my brother and sister. I haven’t seen either since early March and we’re a close family.

Hugs are so important aren’t they? I have just been able to join my daughter and her family in a “bubble” and the joy of being able to be with them is overwhelming. Is there anything lockdown has made you think about/want to do?

B: I’ve realised just how much I enjoy my partner’s company and I marvel that we never run out of things to talk about. Friends and family are everything – the rest is just set dressing and easy to suspend for a while.

That’s lovely to hear, Bev.

B: Gosh, Anne, so lovely to chat over a drink, but we made short work of those. Must be my round. Same again?

Thank you, and thank you so much for joining me in the Cocktail Lounge.

You can find out more about Beverley Harvey here and follow her on Twitter @BevHarvey_

Lesley Lodge

Today my guest is Lesley Lodge, prize-winning short story writer and author of Lights, Camera, Gallop which combines her love of film and horses. Her first crime book, Wayland’s Revenge, is a historical novel set during the Siege of Colchester.

Lesley, welcome to my virtual cocktail lounge. What can I get you at the bar?

L: Let me think… I’ll have a Dark and Stormy please. Cheers!

So where did we first meet in real life?

L: In real life we met in the 1990s in East Dulwich, South London – so in both the time and the place of your Hannah Weybridge novels. I hope I haven’t inspired you in any criminal way…

That would be telling. What were your first impressions?

L: I thought what a welcoming person! I watched you take command of a meeting and realised you were someone who could judge characters well. I was soon to catch on to your creative side too.

We’ve known each other a long time so we must have quite a lot in common?

L: We had kids of the same age and journalism. I’d been a journalist for a Middle Eastern business magazine and at that time was cracking out articles on, well, housing regeneration. Actually, there is a very real connection between poor housing, Peckham and gangs. You were freelancing for all kinds of magazines and publications. We both had ambitions to write THE great novel, if only the kids would settle quietly…

What are you most looking forward to when lockdown is finally lifted?

L: Well what I’ve missed most so far, in the writing world, is the Harrogate Crime Writing Festival. Hopefully it will be revived in 2021.

I think you’ve been to Harrogate every year. I’ve never got there but we did both make it to CrimesFest which was fun. What would be your dream panel (at any event) – subject, fellow panelists or a Q&A with someone you have met or would love to meet?

L: I’d love to get Don Winslow, Stephen King and Val McDermid together on a panel. They’re all fabulously enthralling writers – and they’ve all been clear [if I may be just a tiny bit political here] about the leaders who’ve not led us well on Coronavirus on either side of the Atlantic.

Oh be as political as you like and have another drink as you tell us about your latest book.

L: So Wayland’s Revenge is set in 1648, a time of bitter civil wars in England. Wayland, the village blacksmith, returns from army service to find his wife, Rebecca, murdered and his son traumatised. Wayland’s overpowering desire for revenge is thwarted by the collapse of laws and a dearth of clues to her sadistic killer.  Wayland sets out on a perilous journey to find the killer, taking with him his son Jonathan and Alun, a canny Welsh baker. But just as they find their first suspect, they are trapped in the brutal Siege of Colchester, facing ever more dangerous challenges. Wayland, Alun and Jonathan must draw on all their strengths, devise new strategies and make agonising decisions, if they are to stay alive and find the real killer before he strikes again. It’s out in paperback, kindle and audiobook.

I don’t read many historicals but I must say I was totally gripped by Wayland’s Revenge. What are you working on now?

L: My longer-term project is to write a sequel for Wayland’s Revenge. I think this one will be set in the dark, dank Fens in the seventeenth century.  Wayland might just get caught up as slave labour for Cromwell’s project to drain the fen. But in the meantime, I’m working on a memoir about my misadventures in the 1970s. I have a 320 page first draft of that so far.

Well editing that will keep you busy during lockdown! Is there anything this time of pandemic has made you think about or want to do?

L: Run outside waving my arms manically… And head for a train to London.

And I’ll be there to meet you for a real drink. Lesley, thank you for joining me today and please get on with the sequel to Wayland’s Revenge.

You can find out more about Lesley Lodge and her work hereand follow her on Twitter @LesleyLodge

Paul Gitsham

My guest today, Paul Gitsham, a biologist who retrained as a science teacher, is the author of the DCI Warren Jones crime books, which began with The Last Straw in 2014. The latest in the series, A Price to Pay is released on 5 June by HQ Digital.

Hi Paul how lovely to see you in my virtual cocktail lounge. What can I get you at the bar?

P: Well, if you’re buying… I will have a bottle of Nanny State and a glass of lemonade, plus an empty pint glass. Yep, you read that right, an alcohol-free shandy. I know how to party!

So do you remember where we first met in real life?

P: Tricky. We’re both stalwarts of First Monday Crime, but I suspect we were brushing shoulders before then at CrimeFest.

First impressions? I was in awe of you as you seemed so confident.

P: I’m flattered. The only time anyone has said they were in awe of me in recent times was after I downed a glass of fizzy water, mixed with tabasco sauce, Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice and whatever the hell else year 8 had added to the beaker. I did it in 8.2 seconds and held that record for most of a lunch-time, until an especially iron-stomached year 9 beat me by less than a second. In my defense, it was for charity.

P: As to my first impressions – like most writers I am constantly suffering from imposter syndrome, I recognised you and was delighted when you spoke to me. As always with the crime community, I found you to be a fun conversationalist and enjoyed chatting to you. You are one of the familiar faces I always keep an eye out for when entering a room for the first time.

What a lovely thing to say. Points in common apart from a geographical connection to Harlow, Essex where I lived and went to school.

P: Well our time in Harlow hasn’t really overlapped, as I have only been here a couple of years. However, as I mentioned before, we both really enjoy First Monday Crime in London.

P: I know it’s a cliché, but that love of books from an early age is something that we have in common. I know that you were inspired to read by a teacher, who allowed you access to his office to choose books. As a child in primary school, I was a little slow to start reading, but when I did, I soon polished off everything the school had to offer. I too felt incredibly special when the teachers gave me a special dispensation to bring in my own books to read.

Thinking about book events, what would be your dream panel (at any event) – subject, fellow panelists or a Q&A with someone you have met or would love to meet?

P: So many to choose from! I think if I were to sit down and spend time with another author, it would be David Baldacci. I am really in awe of him. The way he juggles so many different series and consistently produces a couple of good page-turners a year is inspiring. I’ve never seen him speak publicly, so a Q&A with him would be fantastic. David, if you’re reading this…

Fingers crossed! So what are you working on now?

P: I am currently in the throes of next year’s DCI Warren Jones. It’ll be the seventh full-length and the eleventh in the series. No title as yet, but my internet history for the past weeks includes how long after death biometrics continue to work and how one goes about leasing an allotment – so make what you will of that. It should be published by the HQ imprint of HarperCollins in June 2021.

But your latest book is just about to be published?

P: Yes, 5 June sees the release of the sixth full-length DCI Warren Jones, A Price to Pay. As the tenth entry in the series, it feels pretty special. It’s just a shame I won’t get a chance to talk about it at CrimeFest or show anyone the lovely new bookmarks I’ve had printed!

P: In this book, I decided to focus on the world of undocumented workers. After a brutal murder the investigation has lots of twists and turns and a pretty devastating conclusion. For long time readers of the series, it continues to deal with the fallout of previous novels.

What are you most looking forward to when lockdown is finally lifted?

P: I haven’t seen my family for months. We have been having regular video-conferences on a Sunday, and I phone my parents for a good chat a couple of times a week, but it isn’t the same. My two toddler nephews are a little too young to understand quite how Skype works and generally run around yelling rather than sitting in front of the camera, so I am looking forward to having them on my knee again.

Is there anything lockdown has made you think about/want to do?

P: To go out without a teatowel wrapped around my face. We torture ourselves by planning what we are going to eat when we finally get to go for a meal. The biggest disappointment is the need to postpone our wedding and honeymoon. When it finally takes place, it is going to be the party of a lifetime!

Thank you for joining me in my virtual Cocktail Lounge, Paul. I’m looking forward to meeting up the next time there’s a real event – you never know it might be the CWA Christmas party!

You can find out my about Paul Gitsham’s books on his website and follow him on Twitter @DCIJoneswriter

Dave Sivers

Today my guest is Dave Sivers, co-founder of  BeaconLit and author of the popular crime series featuring the Aylesbury Vale detectives, DI Lizzie Archer and DS Dan Baines. Dave’s latest novel In Ink introducing DI Nathan Quarrel is just published.

Photo (c) Cliff Hide

Hi Dave what better way to celebrate In Ink’s launch than in my virtual cocktail lounge. What can I get you at the bar?

Hi Anne, and thanks for having me. I think I’ll start with a mojito, please.

So where did we first meet in real life?

D: It was at BeaconLit, the book festival in Ivinghoe, Bucks that I co-founded. 2014, our second festival, and the first full-day event after a half-day pilot the year before.

As long ago as that? I remember it was Lesley Lodge who invited me. First impressions?

D: Well, we’d known each other on social media for a couple of years by then. I can’t now remember who found who first online, or whether it was Twitter or Facebook, but you’d come across as a friendly, bouncy person who’s interested in what people have to say, and that was the person I met in real life. Apart from that, maybe I noticed you weren’t particularly tall.

Obviously not an attribute we have in common but we do have some similar interests?

D: Well, we’re both interested in books, writing, and crime fiction in particular, and I’d say we both like and care about people. We like a glass of wine, too!

Very true and in the past we’ve enjoyed a glass or two at many a book launch. Sadly those have all been cancelled for the time being so tell me about In Ink.

D: In Ink, which has just come out, introduces DI Nathan Quarrel and is set in West Hertfordshire, in particular Hemel Hempstead and Tring. It’s a serial killer chiller and, after five Archer and Baines books, it’s been great fun creating and getting to know a whole new cast of characters and research a new area. I do know West Herts – I lived there for 15 years – but I enjoyed delving into some of the details to give my setting a bit of added depth.

Thinking about festivals, what would be your dream panel – subject, fellow panelists or a Q&A with someone you have met or would love to meet?

D: I’m going to moderate a panel on biographies, whether my panelists have actually written one or not – it’s my dream, so we’ll say they have. So I’m choosing Nelson Mandela, William Shakespeare, Bruce Springsteen, Elizabeth I and Marilyn Monroe. It doesn’t matter that all except the Boss are dead, right?

That’s an amazing panel. In the meantime what are you working on?

D: In between finalising and promoting In Ink, I’m working on the sixth in my Archer and Baines crime series, set in Buckinghamshire’s Aylesbury Vale. I’m hoping to release it in the first half of 2021. Hate crime is one of the themes. I’m still wrestling with a title.

What are you most looking forward to when lockdown is finally lifted?

D: Two things. The first is seeing my dad again. I last saw him at the beginning of March and, although we speak on the phone regularly, we miss actually seeing each other. The second is really trivial, but I’ve reached a point where I’d (almost) kill to go out for a cappuccino and a cinnamon bun in Costa. Although one positive to come out of all this is I’ve got more into baking and have found I can knock up a pretty mean cinnamon bun myself!

Is there anything lockdown has made you think about or want to do?

D: I guess it’s made me think about the duality of human nature quite a lot. Lockdown has brought out some great good in people – neighbours looking out for each other, more friendliness and consideration when you encounter other people, and the wonderful, hard working people in the NHS, in supermarkets and other essential shops, the posties and other delivery people, all of whom have kept things going and done it with a smile. But then you see the stockpiling and groups of people not social distancing. I try not to judge them without knowing the facts, but even then you get the odd fool who really thinks the rules don’t apply to them, and you read some awful stories.

D: I guess any crisis can bring out the worst in people as well as the best. I was struck the other week by a little story of a family who put a teddy bear display in their front garden to cheer up their neighbours. They regularly changed the scene. Then someone stole the lot. But you know what? Neighbours rallied round and contributed cuddlies to new display. The best and worst of humanity in microcosm.

D: The other thing I’ve really become aware of, living in a fairly rural area, is how much traffic and aircraft noise really obliterates the sounds of nature. We’ve been for walks when all you can hear is birdsong and the buzz of insects, but the silence is already becoming eroded now. It will be interesting to see what the so-called New Normal looks like when we settle into it.

Dave thank you so much for joining me. I look forward to raising a glass in real life in the not too distant future.

Thanks for inviting me to the Cocktail Lounge, Anne – it’s been great to chat. Another mojito for the road, perhaps?

You can find out more about Dave’s books on his website as well as follow him on Twitter: @davesivers and Facebook: davesiversauthor1

Gina Kirkham

Today it’s an enormous pleasure to welcome my fellow Urbane author, the irrepressible Gina Kirkham, creator of Mavis Upton who appears in Handcuffs, Truncheon & A Polyester Thong, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and Blues, Twos & Baby Shoes.

How lovely to see you in my virtual cocktail lounge, Gina. What can I get you at the bar?

G: Hi Anne, lovely to see you too, I’ve been excitedly waiting for us to have a catch up for ages. I’d love a Gin & Tonic please with lots of ice…  (the ice is only to dilute the gin so I don’t fall over on the way out!)

I’ll join you in a G&T as we mull over where we first met in real life.

G: That was at The Phoenix Arts Club in London for the Urbane Authors Christmas Shindig in 2016, although we had struck up a lovely friendship via social media beforehand. I was so excited I skipped down Charing Cross Road like a child, much to my hubby’s eternal embarrassment. I had only ever been to London once before which was a “closed” visit to Downing Street, so I didn’t get to see London in her full colours that time. We booked a hotel in Leicester Square for this trip, so it was all bright lights, neon signs and theatres. I squealed every time I saw someone I thought was famous.

That was a great party and I’d had my launch for Dancers in the Wind there so it had happy memories. First impressions?

G: Gosh, after forgetting my glasses and mistaking a total stranger at the bar for Simon Michael, forcing myself on him for a good old fashioned northern hug which sent the poor guy scurrying for the exit to escape my clutches. I finally found you sitting in the corner with Pete Adams. I remember your huge, friendly smile the most and then Pete’s trademark hat. Within minutes of chatting, I felt as though I had known you all my life. You are such a warm, funny and very welcoming person and I loved your knowledge and enthusiasm for writing. I suppose being so new to the book writing world I was a bit of a stalker, I so desperately wanted to learn anything I could from you. Because I’d only just signed my first book contract and it hadn’t been published yet, I didn’t consider myself an author at all, so I was completely in awe of being in the company of a real one! 

I trust you’ve learned to accept your author status now with three Mavis Upton books published! I am in awe of all the talks you give! Points in common?

G: Our mutual love of our respective grandchildren, books and writing, a good old fashioned womanly camaraderie and our wicked sense of humour… and the fact we can get on the phone for a “quick chat” and still be gabbing away 40 minutes later!

So far we’ve never met up at a festival so I’d love to know what your dream panel would be (at any event) – subject, fellow panelists or a Q&A with someone you have met or would love to meet?

G: I’m a huge Harry Potter fan, so I’d have to say my dream would be a Q&A with J.K Rowling, I could listen to her for hours. Funnily enough it’s been the magic of the Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts books and films that have got me through some of the not so good days on lockdown.  It’s pure escapism, oh what I wouldn’t do to be young again and a pupil at Hogwarts! I’ve watched the films so many times my hubby now knows the scripts word for word and delights in pre-empting every scene.  I’m currently listening to and enjoying the readings that are being broadcast on Wizarding World Harry Potter At Home as a serial.  I’ve also had several trips to the Harry Potter Studio tours, so we could discuss that and what her input had been to the spin-offs from the books.

G: I’ll never forget my first visit to the studios when the tour guide asked if anyone had a birthday and would they like to open the doors to the Great Hall. The doors are a truly breathtaking sight for any HP fan, so I rushed to the front waving like an idiot whilst squealing “Me, me…” only to see I was surrounded by hordes of kids and a clearly amused tour guide who kindly informed me that his offer was for children only. I pouted and tried to explain that I wasn’t 59 for another week so did that not count but it fell on deaf ears and a lot of laughter.

Only you Gina! So what are you working on now?

G: I’m having a little break from the Constable Mavis Upton series. I didn’t want her to become boring and predictable for readers, so I thought now was a good time to try something a little different. 

Murder at the Winterbottom WI (A Prunella Pearce Mystery) is my new work in progress inspired by the lovely ladies I have met at my talks for The Women’s Institute groups around the country. It’s still humour but with a twist and for the first time in my writing career, I’m having to think of several ways to murder someone. It’s not as easy as I first thought, crime writers definitely have my undying admiration. My poor hubby who is my research assistant has been shoved face first into a lemon drizzle cake to measure how long it takes to suffocate and has hung from a coat peg under the stairs to see if it would hold the weight of a body.  I’m having so much fun writing it.  I won’t spoil the plot but the tagline of “What wouldn’t YOU do to be the next President…” might give a hint. It is different to Mavis and her escapades but I’m becoming very fond of my new protagonist, Prunella.  She is a survivor, sassy, funny, a little bit mischievous and a Librarian with a deep love of books to boot – so what’s not to love.

So what have you been reading lately? 

G: Human Remains by Elizabeth Haynes. I met Elizabeth and Lisa Cutts when we did a panel together at the Rochester Lit Festival last September. We had such a giggle doing it, they are both fabulously talented, very funny and friendly ladies. Elizabeth had the audience howling with laughter over her character Colin, so I just had to get the book. I have also bought Lisa’s books too.  They’re fantastic, definite 5* reading and of course waiting in the wings as my next read is the latest Hannah Weybridge book, Perditions Child written by a lovely lady I just happen to have the pleasure of knowing!

Thank you, hope you enjoy it. And we have to embrace the lockdown question – what are you most looking forward to when lockdown is finally lifted?

G: Seeing my grandchildren, definitely. Olivia 10, Annie 7 and baby Arthur have been on FaceTime and WhatsApp most days but it’s the cuddles, holding their little hands and our days out that I miss so much, it’s as you said in our last message to each other, it’s an actual physical ache.  I’m a real hands-on Nan as I’ve always looked after them a few days a week whilst my daughter is at work, so it’s been a huge wrench not seeing them or having them stay over. I feel so sad when I go into their bedroom and see their empty beds, their toys and books but no children and no laughter. Our first outing after lockdown will be a trip to our favourite place, Chester Zoo with a picnic and a visit to the Bat House, which is my favourite… although Olivia is not so enthusiastic as every time we go in there a bat poops on her head sending her into an apoplectic fit as she wails “Why is it always me Nanny?”  I usually can’t answer her because I’m laughing too much!

Is there anything lockdown has made you think about/want to do?

G: It has really made me appreciate what is truly important in life. I’ve quietly sat thinking about all the things I thought I wanted to have or do and quickly realised there were no possessions or places that could mean more to me than my family and friends. I have thought a lot about nature and the impact we have on our environment and the speed at which we live our lives and my own mortality.  I’m considered high risk due to medication I take which has a massive impact on my immune system, so it was quite scary to realise that something unseen could so easily take my life.

G: I think I will come out of lockdown a calmer, more appreciative person… who is at least two stone plumper with a very heavy penchant for Parma Violet Gin!

Gina it’s been such a pleasure catching up with you and I look forward to that spa day we keep promising ourselves.

G: Thank you so much for the invite Anne, d’you fancy a bag of crisps before we call it a day? 😊

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